The 3’000 Year Long Lemon Ant War
Every week I bring to you a new chapter of my worldbuilding epic ”The 3’000 year long Lemon-Ant War”.I write for fun, but also with the hope that the story will with time gain such massive weight, lore and context that it will easily sit on any shelf next to the Holy Bible.
Episodes

8 hours ago
8 hours ago
Sotribinus turns the tale on its' head, and gives us the perspective of the ants...

Friday Jun 13, 2025
Friday Jun 13, 2025
Sotribinus relates to Elmond the religion of the Lemonfeet, the cult of the mad pumpkin God Gomjerrian.

Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
King Yobrottle and his council, Ithrin Sint, discuss the necessity of war against the Great Ant Hill...

Saturday May 31, 2025
Saturday May 31, 2025
Sotribinus details the origin of the Lemonfeet, teaches Elmond the snail how to pronounce 'Yolrand', and retells the event that first set the great war in motion.

Sunday May 25, 2025
Sunday May 25, 2025
The rock historian Sotribinus has a great and terrible story to tell. He only needs someone to tell it too...